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'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Ball as water-melon.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'I need a jump!'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

365 Lemonade Stand

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"