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"The complaint department is next door."

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'I need a jump!'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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Lemonade without borders.

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'My kids don't understand me.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"We'll be too big to fail!"