Lemon Car Lover T-Shirts

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

A souped up car...

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"