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"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

A souped up car...

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"