Lemon Lover T-Shirts

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"$100 for a lemon? Are you crazy?!"

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'

When life gave you lemons, you made lemonade. When life gave me lemons, I made lemon meringue.

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

One Armed Bandit

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Margarita

Ball as water-melon.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

When life gives you lemons...

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'