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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Dragon and Dragoff

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"Which one is yours?"

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

A were-cow.