Leisurely Workout Enthusiast Pillows

'The only exercise I get with this is dusting it once a week.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Running

Exercise Class

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"