Leisurely Drivers Pillows

"Let's jump in the car and drive around aimlessly at half the speed limit."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"We should get out to the country more often."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Snail crossing

Tunnel of Workaholics

Hole in forty-seven.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Boom Box

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Slowsave.

The Club Singles Duel.

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"My kind of course."

I brake for elves.

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

'Recreational cycling is such fun!'

"On the gentleman's left!"

I'd like to pursue a career, but I don't see any need for a high-speed chase.

'Oh, brother. We're right behind the Women's 85-and-Older-With_walkers League.'

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

Don't hassle me, I'm retired.

No, I'm' pretty sure the bullet holes were there when I picked it up. Car rental.

The joy of browsing.

A Lazy Hunter.