Leisure Rider Gifts

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

"Life after death"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"We should get out to the country more often."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

You've done it again, Harry.