Leisure Rider Gifts

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Life after death"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Problem Solving

Table tennis.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

You've done it again, Harry.