Leisure Economist T-Shirts

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Feathered frenzy

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Success Without Effort

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

'Well, it makes me happy!'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

Evolution of Chair

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."