Leisure Economist T-Shirts

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Feathered frenzy

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Success Without Effort

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

Toys. Dolls. $28.95. Sir, you sell these baby dolls for $28.95?! Who knew having a kid could be so expensive!

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Evolution of Chair

'Well, it makes me happy!'

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."