Lego Building Gifts

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Go for the bottom of the foot, dead centre."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

Modern Parents

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Building Sandcastles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"First snowman?"

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

High speed cinder block

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stonehenge Sandcastle