Lego Building Prints

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Go for the bottom of the foot, dead centre."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

Modern Parents

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Building Sandcastles.

Do it yourself books.

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"First snowman?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Building giant sand pies.

High speed cinder block