Legislation Gifts

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'Susan, hold all calls for the next six hours. I'm trying to comprehend the Affordable Care Act.'

'Is my face red! -- I had so many appointments with lobbyists last session, I forgot to VOTE for anything!'

'Gosh, I love government, Ed. Just when you begin to lose faith in the system, along comes a fresh crop of idealistic young lawmakers with an invigorating brand of gridlock all their own!'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

'I prefer to call it the system of checks and balances in action, senator, not gridlock.'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

'If you loan me five bucks for lunch, I'll co-sponsor that $80 billion appropriation bill of yours.'

Bringing Home The Bacon

Bureaucrats cooking up a new policy soup...

The Filibuster.

'We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.'

If I own the artist, I own his art as well!

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? . ..'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'I'll tell you all the reasons we shouldn't reform the filibuster! 1.) It will restrict my ability to frivolously stymie everything...How long do I have to keep talking?'

'We're your conscience. We're here to tell you which way to vote on the upcoming bill.'

'Feel-good legislation just doesn't feel as good as it used to.'

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

Go and sin no more.

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

'We're playing 'healthcare'. Timmy's trying to Repeal it.'

"Would you care to make a side bet on that ethics bill?"

Thom Tillis Caricature

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

"Why do they keep making these?"

A politicians runs from race horses

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."

"Buy a congressman. Still offering N.R.A. discounts."

Gladstone reprieving the Army Bill