Legendary Creatures Pillows

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

Viking Loch Ness

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'