Legendary Creature Lorekeeper T-Shirts

"Ahem... mask please..!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fishing Tales

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Michael Jackson

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Viking Loch Ness

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

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