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Police Marksman Game

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Michael Jackson

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'You're always living in the past.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."