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Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"They're class action figures."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

I'd rather be phishing.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

What security flaw?

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Two men converse secretively

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Able to Google Stuff Man

With Jury Duty for All

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'