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Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"They're class action figures."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

I'd rather be phishing.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Two men converse secretively

What security flaw?

With Jury Duty for All

Able to Google Stuff Man

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'