Legal Show Binge-watcher Pillows

'Please don't feel you have to spare us the sordid details, m'Lud.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Not guilty?"

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

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