Legal Show Binge-watcher Gifts

'Please don't feel you have to spare us the sordid details, m'Lud.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Not guilty?"

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.

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