Legal Protection Prints

'I'm referring you to a doctor with better attorneys.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Bailiff."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"They're class action figures."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."