Protection Prints

'Jehovah's Witness protection program'

Bodyguards doing their duty.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Acme, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company. (Published previously on 9/21/2006.)

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.'

'I'm big enough to bother with.'

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

Your angel is always with you

An angel protects a woman from a plan dropping bombs.

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Just Stop Boil

dog vs UFO...

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"The Nominees"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'