Protector Against Abuse Prints

Violence against woman

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A Hole in the Dike

"I see you've security marked your property."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Orange Bengal Tiger

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Nun confronts mugger.

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Your angel is always with you

Fight against theft of endangered species

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Hiding behind dad.

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'