Relationship Protector Prints

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"You do like octopus?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Building business relations.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

Couple

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"And so, with thee help of their relate counsellor, they lived happily ever after..."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'