Relationship Maintainer Prints

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

In the Guru District

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'In Love'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?