Relationship Maintenance Prints

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Great Therapy!'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Lazy plumber.

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Mergers or acquisitions.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

A man sews broken hearts back together.