Legal Partner T-Shirts

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

A third of the buck stops here.

"Either we change the name order or one of us has to go."

"How come all of you big business lawyers look like films stars?..."

'No, this is 'and Harris' speaking...'

Law Offices

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Larry's used art

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."