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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

'The case isn't the only reason he lands the big cases, but it sure doesn't hurt.'

"I love the expansion, but we still lack a branch in the Arctic."

'Congratulations! You've made partner!'

'Can Walter come out and litigate?'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.