Legal Paradox Ponderers T-Shirts

'Contemplate this summons.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Artist

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Ten Commandments

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Great, now we're lost."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box