Law And Order Paradox T-Shirts

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

The Devil's in the detail!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

Mou...Man trap!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'He started it!'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Justice

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Newton's Law and Order.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"It was me who did it!"

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

With Jury Duty for All

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Not tonight—I have the legal definition of a headache."

"He said 'stop me if you've heard this before', so, naturally. . ."

"You may approach the bench."

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'