Law And Order Paradox Pillows

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

The Devil's in the detail!

Before the riots/after the riots

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Mou...Man trap!

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'He started it!'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Justice

Newton's Law and Order.

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"It was me who did it!"

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

"Not tonight—I have the legal definition of a headache."

With Jury Duty for All

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"He said 'stop me if you've heard this before', so, naturally. . ."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"You may approach the bench."

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'