Law And Order Pillows

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"You may approach the bench."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

'That's him! Third from the left!' - Easter Bunny's Troubled Youth

The Devil's in the detail!

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

'It wasn't a loan, Judge. He said it was a gift!'

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'I totally get the truth and justice thing, but what's with all the drama?'

America gets tough on gun crime.

"Do you realise who I AM?"

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"Sign here if you don't want to take part in a prisoner-abuse scandal."

"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."

Before the riots/after the riots

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"I was being tried as an adult so they had to let me order a drink."

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Your honour, I would like to apologize for my client's crankiness. He hasn't have his morning coffee.'

"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"

Yo, dude! Gimme five!

'I thought your wife wasn't contesting the divorce.'

'He started it!'

'Let me remind the witness that this is no laughing matter!'

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'