Law And Order Mugs

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"You may approach the bench."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

'That's him! Third from the left!' - Easter Bunny's Troubled Youth

The Devil's in the detail!

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

'It wasn't a loan, Judge. He said it was a gift!'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

America gets tough on gun crime.

'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'

'I totally get the truth and justice thing, but what's with all the drama?'

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"Do you realise who I AM?"

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."

"Sign here if you don't want to take part in a prisoner-abuse scandal."

"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Your honour, I would like to apologize for my client's crankiness. He hasn't have his morning coffee.'

Pomp and Circumstantial Evidence.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'I thought your wife wasn't contesting the divorce.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'He started it!'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Before the riots/after the riots

'All this and I only spent six days in jail.'

Yo, dude! Gimme five!

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'