Legal Magician T-Shirts

'Objection, deliberately misleading the witness.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"This will be a tricky operation."

Smoke and mirrors.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Inkwell Genie.

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Mummy Musician

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Free and Open Source Software.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."