Legal Linguist Pillows

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

"...and Bexley has kindly offered to wrestle with any philosophical problems we may encounter."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Statue of Security

Lady Justice.

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

The hour of justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Museum of Natural Cliches

Antonin Scalia

Upholding the Law

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

Supreme Liberty Court