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'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Barristers

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'What's holding him up?'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"