Legal Intern Mugs

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Barristers

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Laptop Dancing.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'What's holding him up?'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Jester Surgeon