Legal Eagle Appreciator Gifts

"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Your eyes are like twin pools of justice. ! !

Ha, you owe me twenty bucks - I told you she'd find me not guilty!

With all due respect, your honor, I don't believe it's against the law for an attorney to undress a witness with his eyes.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Neo-International Law

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'