Legal Eagle Admirer Gifts

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'That all sounds like waffle and legalese.'

Lawyer with meter running.

County Jail. When a lawyer charges $500 an hour to negotiate with prosecutors, the term "plea bargain" seems inappropriate.

Speared by the new retroactive slander law.

'Don't pull any funny stuff. Under the 'Stand your ground' law, if you threaten me, I have the right to protect myself.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Good boy."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Neo-International Law

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.