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"So your lordship, this burglar you caught - where is he now?"

Arizona In Black

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Immigration Measures in USA.

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"Motion denied then"

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

'Going public? That's the lawsuit-filled, media scrutinized period between being private and going private.'

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Shotgun!"

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

U.S. politics

Judge Duels

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

"Damn Activist Judges."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'