Legal Debate Participant Mugs

"So your lordship, this burglar you caught - where is he now?"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Arizona In Black

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Immigration Measures in USA.

'Safety Net.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Motion denied then"

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Cuz I Was Scared

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

'Going public? That's the lawsuit-filled, media scrutinized period between being private and going private.'

U.S. politics

Judge Duels

"Shotgun!"

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

"Damn Activist Judges."

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'