Legal Aid Worker Gifts

'You have the right to legal representation, if you can't afford a lawyer, an inexperienced, second rate one will be appointed to you.'

Lemonade. Justice.

'Jailhouse bono!'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Detention Center

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Capital Tours

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

A baby in court

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Justice 4 Ron

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.