Legal Aid Worker Gifts

'You have the right to legal representation, if you can't afford a lawyer, an inexperienced, second rate one will be appointed to you.'

Lemonade. Justice.

'Jailhouse bono!'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

That's What Happens

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Detention Center

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"Whine and cheezed party."

Capital Tours

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

A baby in court

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Justice 4 Ron

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'