Legal Aid Lawyer T-Shirts

"I'm only doing this job because I feel sorry for my Legal Aid lawyer."

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Lynching on social media

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."