Legacy Critiquer Pillows

"I formerly rename Fort Bragg, Fort Braggart after you favourite President; President me!"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Hillary Clinton

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Nelson Mandela

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Muscle Steroids.

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

Martin Luther King Jr.

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."