Legacy Critiquer Pillows

"I formerly rename Fort Bragg, Fort Braggart after you favourite President; President me!"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Hillary Clinton

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Nelson Mandela

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Martin Luther King Jr.

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Muscle Steroids.

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'