Heritage Critic Pillows

"They say that flag stands for ervice, sacrifice, and heritage. Well, I guess I get the service and sacrifice part."

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Welsh Lady

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Rule Britannia!

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"Have they no shame?"

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Greece