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"They say that flag stands for ervice, sacrifice, and heritage. Well, I guess I get the service and sacrifice part."

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Forget what?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Welsh Lady

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Rule Britannia!

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Have they no shame?"

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

Greece

Wedding in Westminster Abbey