Heritage Advocate T-Shirts

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

'What's this I hear about you using the White Man's cosmetics?'

"What's the big deal about speaking Spanish in your house, anyway?"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Established Clothing Stores

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"Have they no shame?"

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Greece

"This is Jerry. His family used to own my family."

Greece Burns

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

"How I deplore this senseless destruction of our historic landmarks!"