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Pasadena Playhouse War

Guarding the Safe

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Forget what?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Scot country dancing,

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Planner at work.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Notre Dame Fire

Human Rights

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"Have they no shame?"

Reselling for Fun and Profit

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Greece Burns

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.

Wedding in Westminster Abbey

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"