Heritage Defender T-Shirts

Guarding the Safe

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Forget what?'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Scot country dancing,

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Human Rights

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Notre Dame Fire

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Have they no shame?"

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Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Greece Burns

J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.

Wedding in Westminster Abbey

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of