Legacy Critic Gifts

Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Hillary Clinton

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Oligarchy

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Nelson Mandela

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'