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'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Cover story: Plant World.

"We're out of bags."

Moses parting leaves in a forest.

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"It takes him forever to finish."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Go Back to New York

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'Size matters!'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

Rocket Lettuce.

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

'How many trees must have been felled to produce these handbills?'

'Be prepared men..This season could be as wild as the one we had back on '97' Caprion: Legends of the Fall.

' . . . Will you quit trying to rake that leaf!'

"You can't jump into a pile of leaves without calculating maximum spread efficiency."

"Where are you off to then Phil?"

Daughter and father riding across country

Snow is on the way!