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'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Leaf zone!

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Moses parting leaves in a forest.

"We're out of bags."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The new fall content.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Cutting the tree too early?

"It takes him forever to finish."

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"These hostas are out of control!"