Leash Tug Survivor Pillows

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

A child and his dog

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Gymnast tangled up.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Morning!"

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

Strong Dog

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'